Never Getting Laid by Sabrina Carpenter

Artist: Sabrina Carpenter

Genre: Pop

Length: 3:28

“Never Getting Laid” is the seventh track on Sabrina Carpenter’s seventh studio album, Man’s Best Friend. It was the sixth song from the album to be publicly revealed. On July 27, 2025, X user @lonesomesuga shared an image revealing the title along with the caption: omg i’m the lucky #7 and i’m SO excited to share that track 7 from ‘Man’s Best Friend’ is called “Never Getting Laid” :D @TeamSabrina @SabrinaAnnLynn 🐾 Shortly after, Carpenter quoted the post with the caption: give a warm we...

Never Getting Laid lyrics

We were so happy, why not mix it up?
I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough
No way to know just who you're thinkin' of
I just wish you didn't have a mind (Ah)
That could flip like a switch
That could wander and drift
To a neighboring bitch
When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives?
How did it come to this?
Boy, I know where you live
Baby, I'm not angry
Love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny
From your windowpane
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid
I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
And you've got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
I was so confident (Confident)
'Til the thought of it hit
That any given night, you could be using your lips
On a girl with big tits
Boy, I know where you live
Baby, I'm not angry
Love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny from your windowpane (Sunny from your windowpane)
I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid
(Forever, mm)
A forever of never getting laid
(Mm, hmm)
At the end of the rainbow
I hope you find
A good whole lot of nothing
'Cause you're still inside
And abstinence is just a state of mind

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