Slim Pickins by Sabrina Carpenter

Artist: Sabrina Carpenter

Genre: Pop

Length: 2:32

“Slim Pickins” delves into the process of trying to find the right guy—someone who’s attractive, kind, and smart, but not having a lot of luck in that endeavor. As she finds that it’s “slim pickings” (very few good things to choose from), she ponders the idea of ending up alone and decides to just settle for someone she doesn’t really love. Carpenter first performed the track at the Grammy’s Museum on August 2, 2024. It was the only song to have been performed or directly teased prior to the...

Slim Pickins lyrics

Guess I'll end this life alone
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
Play 'em like a slot machine
If they're winnin', I'm just losing
A boy who's jacked and kind
Can't find his ass to save my life
Oh, it's slim pickins
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
Just to get my fixins
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"
Yet he's naked in my room
Missin' all the things he's missin', God knows that he isn't livin' large
A boy who's nice that breathes
I swear he's nowhere to be seen
It's slim pickins
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Moaning and bitchin'
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'

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