A Nonsense Christmas by Sabrina Carpenter

Artist: Sabrina Carpenter

Genre: Pop

Length: 2:33

“A Nonsense Christmas” is Sabrina Carpenter’s holiday remix of her hit song “Nonsense” from her album emails i can’t send. She incorporates Christmas-themed wordplay and dirty jokes to give the song a holiday twist. The remix was originally released as a single on December 7th, 2022, and was later included on her Christmas EP fruitcake the following year. A Netflix holiday special titled after the song, A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter, was released on December 6th, 2024, featurin...

A Nonsense Christmas lyrics

It's the holiday remix (ah)
Think I only want you under my mistle toe
I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole"
You said you like my stockings better on the floor
Boy, I been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal
Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho ho ho"
I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me
You're my wish list
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'
And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good
I need that Charles Dickens
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas
I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking decking all the halls
I'm talking spiking egg nog
I'm talking opposite of small
I'm talking big snowballs
You got a new toy for me
I'm out here trimming the tree
I caught that holiday glee
My true love gave it to me
Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho ho ho ho"
And I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (yeah), it's about you and me
You're my wish list (wish list)
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (kissin')
And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good
I need that Charles Dickens
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas
I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking
I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking (blah-blah-blah-blah)
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah
I'm talking chestnuts
I'm talking, I'm talking
Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Chrismash"
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast

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